History of BadAssTutors.com

FOUNDER "BIG CHEESE"
(may he rest in peace)Hello and Welcome BadAsses,
BadAssTutors.com has a long, prestigious history filled with meaningful community service, charitable deeds, and . . . okay . . . yeah,
that’s a lie. BadAssTutors.com was actually born on September 7, 2004, the unruly brainchild of Bad Ass Robb, the "Big Cheese," owner of another cutting edge tutoring service who was bored with the status quo.
“Why do tutoring services always have to sound so positive and uplifting?” Robb wondered to himself.
There are Super Tutors, Wonderful Tutors, Amazing Tutors, Best Tutors, and
So Great They Deserve Nobel Prize Tutors. Blech! Robb was determined to break the mold, to be...different, to venture where tutoring services had rarely gone before. So, he thought,
what about StupidStudents.com or Tutorpimp.com? Okay, surprisingly, someone had already taken those. Unperturbed by this, Robb took a few moments to think of a new name by enjoying smoking
his favorite cigar—a 12 inch x 90 gauge monster. Then, a really cool chick saw him and said, “Wow, that cigar is bad ass.”
Well, the rest, as they say, is history.
At first, the goal of BadAssTutors.com was to attract students who weren’t likely candidates for the “Be Cool, Stay in School” commercials, or who would rather fail a class than hire a
nerdy tutor. But now, we’ve attracted the best tutors from college campuses all across America. You know, the ones who would never work for a tutoring service. We've made it cool to be
a tutor. We’re also proud of the fact that we attract the coolest students, the ones that want to kick badass in their class.
Unfortunately, in 2006, the bad ass donkey slipped into a coma and remained there until 2010. The bad ass donkey just couldn't deal with the stress of being
different. All those politically correct "anal retentive" people out there just weren't ready for him. He was a bad ass donkey before his time! One day, he croaked, or so we thought. The bad ass donkey
was just in a coma, afer suffering a brain aneurysm. Finally, thanks to your thoughts and prayers, and after 4 web designers attempted and failed to revive him,
the bad ass donkey has revived! He is still a little weak, but bad ass is back to help bad ass students everywhere!!!
Unlike our courageous bad ass donkey, our founder and former "Big Cheese" Bad Ass Robb suffered a broken heart and died. Thanks to a slimy, green card scamming, succubus Russian female, Bad Ass Robb
lost his will to live. Don't worry, only we miss him. So now, we have a new leader: Alexander the Great. Bad ass donkey and Alexander, it's time
to make beautiful music together!

NEW "BIG CHEESE"
If it’s results you want (or whether you’d rather not have to take calculus for the third time), then our innovative, politically incorrect, "Howard Stern of tutoring services" approach is for you.
We assume (since you’re here) that you have an open mind and quite possibly a demented one, so we hope you enjoy checking us out. Sign up and get your own Bad Ass Tutor today!