Bad Ass Cigars!

Live like a rockstar, get your bad ass cigar today!!

Imagine that, the first tutoring service with it's own cigar line. Yes, it's sad but true, but if you want to be a bad ass like us, our cigar is the fastest and most fun way to get there. You will live like a rockstar with this bad boy in your face. It's not just an experience, it's a bad ass experience. Try our high quality, Dominican grown version of a stogie and watch men and women flock to you. True, you may get throat cancer, but you will have a lot of fun before you get there.

COMING SOON

What? You don't believe our little smog stick will change your life? It won't, but you will at least look the part. And, think of all the Californian's you get to piss off. That's worth it. Coming soon, we present the "Adventures of Cigar Face." See our riveting short film of a day in the life of our creator, Bad Ass Robb. Watch as women swoon, other men get jealous, and photographs flow. Watch as strippers take you more seriously. Why, you will be the envy of all men with larger, um, wallets.

Have you experienced your own Cigar Face yet? You will soon.

"Adventures of Cigar Face"

Bad Ass Cigars will be for sale soon. All profits from cigar sales will be donated to C.A.R.E. Educational Programs. ORDER TODAY!!!